Today’s New Release: JUST SEX AND NOTHING ELSE

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TODAY’S NEW RELEASE: JUST SEX AND NOTHING ELSE

 

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Think “Sex and the City” meets any Sandra Bullock romantic comedy and you have a good idea of the wittiness that “Just Sex and Nothing Else” delivers, viewers. Yes, I was laughing in the first five minutes and snort-laughing (attractive, I know) by ten minutes into the film. We have a beautiful thirty-something lead character, who is blonde, available, and completely and utterly single. The fact that she is a knock-out and completely successful seem to make little difference as she cannot seem to find the right man to marry and settle down with. Despite these blaring factors that would make childbearing an impossibility, our leading lady, Dora yearns with all of her heart, to have children and experience motherhood. This movie being a hilarious comedy, she of course, does not go about her quest for childbearing in the usual old-fashioned way. No instead, Dora puts out an ad (after the urging of her girlfriend) for yes, folks, a donor. You can, I am sure, only imagine the hilarity that ensues after she places such a call out there to the male race. Full of moments reminiscent of the chick flick, “Bridesmaids”, I must say that this little Hungarian gem of a comedy had me in stitches and wishing it would not end. If you are looking for a feel great romance, “Just Sex and Nothing Else,” is the perfect flick for your next date night.

 

  • Director:  Krisztina Goda
  • Starring:  Judit Schell, Kata Dobo, Sandor Csanyi
  • Language:  Hungarian
  • Subtitles:  English

Today’s New Release: DUE WEST: OUR SEX JOURNEY

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TODAY’S NEW RELEASE: DUE WEST: OUR SEX JOURNEY

 

 

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This movie is best suited for college dudes or horny males, I hate to be so blunt, but “Due West: Our Sex Journey” is about sex, more sex, and then even more sex. There are some knock-out, drop-dead gorgeous women in this film, guys, and I am not embellishing in the slightest when I say this, this flick is eye-candy galore! I do not want to minimize the films content as it also has a great deal of humor, a pretty poignant underlying story line, heaps of raunchiness, fun-filled male testosterone moments and sex. I guess I was just surprised by the “R” Rating of the film when there was such explosive, steamy, breasts-baring, sweaty scenes. Let us get down to the plot, our star is a young and completely nerdy Asian student literally in his sexual prime and he falls madly in-love with a stunning woman, but from one debacle to another he quickly realizes he cannot “control” his “manliness” and at the encouragement of his buddies, he heads west to check out the multitude of brothels and hone up on his sexual skills, so to speak. The journey, the women, the people he encounters along the way, ultimately create a life-changing experience in this sexual, sexy, comedy about sex. Guys, grab your buddies and watch “Due West: Our Sex Journey” today!

 

 

  • Director:  Mark Wu
  • Starring:  Justin Cheung, Gregory Wong, Mark Wu
  • Language: Cantonese
  • Subtitles: English

Today’s New Release: THE CLEAN GUYS OF COMEDY

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TODAY’S NEW RELEASE: THE CLEAN GUYS OF COMEDY

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David Coulier from ʺFull Houseʺ hits it out of the park, for a grand slam of comedy, in his film ʺThe Clean Guys of Comedy.ʺ He draws from his experience and admiration of ʺclean comediansʺ which he feels is much harder and smarter comedy to create. This a one-night stand-up show that is amusing, fun and of course profanity-free. This may sound simple, but to write smart and witty ʺcleanʺ comedy is no easy feat, it takes stellar writing and great delivery. ʺThe Clean Guys of Comedyʺ deliver that on all levels. Other than Coulier, there is Jamie Kennedy, Heather McDonald (Chelsea Lately), Ralph Louis Harris (Dreamgirls), Andy Hendrickson, Thor Ramsey and Michael Joiner. (Thor and Michael are notable Christian comedians.) Although I enjoy many styles of comedy I found this film to be completely refreshing. It felt good to know that my five year-old daughter could walk in the room and she was not going to hear anything completely inappropriate. Out of all the comedians, I found Michael’s set to be the most hilarious, but all of the comedians did a fantastic job. I have to be honest and say that some of the comics took some time to warm up and find their ʺflowʺ and a few also seemed to be trying too hard, yet overall, I love the concept as I have been a huge fan of comedians who have the natural knack to make folks laugh. With that said, grab your whole family and sit down and get ready to crack up, tonight!

 

Starring : Jamie Kennedy, Dave Coulier, Heather McDonald

Today’s New Release: SDU: Sex Duties Unit

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TODAY’S NEW RELEASE: SDU: SEX DUTIES UNIT

 

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Perverts, kinky-ness, Lego animation, boy-band-videos, and enough male testosterone to fill up a football stadium, this is what “SDU: Sex Duties Unit” is all about, folks. The story (I use that term loosely) is about a Special Forces Elite Unit who are stressed out between work and home so they decide to go for a weekend of unadulterated fun to Macau to let off some steam. They even coin this so called weekend “Sex Wars.” Yes folks, this is part comedy, part drama, and all nonsense. First, the gang head out for some “supplies” and wind up at a sex shop to buy an assortment of male performance enhancers such as the “Never Gonna Fall” and “100% Tower,” crude, yes, but that is part of the humor. I immediately found this Hong Kong comedy to be reminiscent of the “Hangover” movies, but not quite as good nor as complex. I will have to say that the actors do manage to create a great on-screen chemistry amongst themselves, despite the cheesy script. Not to worry viewers, there is enough beautiful Asian women, breasts, eye candy, and fun for all, in spite of the inadequate plot. I would say if you are looking for some harmless fun for the night, then “SDU: Sex Duties Unit” is the one to watch!

 

  • Director: Gary Wing-Lun Mak
  • Starring: Singh Hartihan Bitto, Dada Chan, Matt Chow
  • Language:  Cantonese
  • Subtitles:  English

Today’s New Release: LOVE ESPRESSO

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TODAY’S NEW RELEASE: LOVE ESPRESSO

 

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“Love Espresso” is about four frustrated, twenty-something men, who are in the throes of relationships, dating, sex, and the pursuit of women. It is about the fun adventures and mishaps that four young men can have navigating the torrential waters of dating the “right” and “wrong” women, and there is sex and raunchiness and hilarity throughout, but it is also a heartwarming, touching film about bonding and what it is TRULY like for men out there in this insane world of dating. We have four main characters to follow and when Pedro is dumped by his girlfriend of four years, well, his buddies do what buddies do, take him out and get him completely hammered drunk till they end up with a car towed with one of their friends in the trunk. There is one lovable friend, (who lives with his hysterical, impatient, strict, but loving grandma) and his amigos are constantly encouraging him to woo women, despite his one liners failing with every lady he encounters. What I loved so much about “Love Espresso” is the balance of the film. There are moments of insane hilarity, there are winks of complete guy-isms, there are plenty of boobs and bimbos, yet there are also wonderful times of brotherhood, deep friendship and ultimately, love. “Love Espresso” is the witty, romantic film to nestle up to your partner with and watch, tonight!

 

  • Director: Alvaro Diaz Lorenzo
  • Starring: Alejo Sauras, Lucia Jimenez, Asier Etxeandia
  • Language: Spanish
  • Subtitles: English

 

Today’s New Release: FREEZER BURN

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TODAY’S NEW RELEASE: FREEZER BURN

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If you are looking for a light, strange, sci-fi romance, than look no further than “Freezer Burn,” viewers. This is a low-budget, odd comedy that has many shortcomings, such as poor sets, lack of polish, sub-par acting but these limitations are common in movies without much money. The plot is original and that says a lot, considering many films lack unique thought in this day and age. The storyline breaks down as such, Virgil is a scientist/inventor, who is a total geek and has a less than satisfying marriage with his wife who is a teacher. He meets his wife’s student, Emma, at an art opening and immediately is smitten with her. Because of the huge age disparity between himself and his new found love, Virgil comes up with the notion of freezing himself at thirty-years old so he is able to wait for his beloved fourteen-year old Emma. Ella Rae Peck, (Emma) brings both charm and light to the screen as the object of Virgil’s affection and attention. Michael Consigilio is another standout as Virgil’s wheelchair bound lab assistant, he has the innate ability to deliver his lines with perfect timing, making his scenes the funniest of the film. Although “Freezer Burn” lacks the typical Hollywood money, it still remains a funny and strange comedic romantic adventure that I think Hollywood might have over-glossed anyway. “Freezer Burn” is a fun-filled sci-fi flick you should give a try!

 

  • Director: Charles Hood
  • Starring:  Robert Harriell, Michael Consiglio, Ivo Velon

Today’s New Release: SOMETHING BETTER SOMEPLACE ELSE

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TODAY’S NEW RELEASE: SOMETHING BETTER SOMEPLACE ELSE

 

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“Something Better Someplace Else” is a perfect set of four short stories that clearly illustrate what stellar filmmaking is TRULY about. My favorite stories were the first and third, the first stars the character Paul, who is leaving the company he has worked at for 11 years. As we follow his last day in the office leading up to and including his “goodbye party” at a local bar, we get a sense of deep intimacy with the characters which I find is the most absolutely rarest feeling for a short film. Nothing exceptional happens in this first tale, this is exactly the point, we get to have a true and realistic view of what actually occurs when a beloved co-worker moves on in life. The third short, “Flowers” is one of the most poignant stories I have ever witnessed on film. In this short story I was in complete awe of the director who chose shots and angles that were nothing short of brilliance. The four stories are all wonderful, witty, fun, and exactly what you need to watch, this evening, viewers. “Something Better Someplace Else” has brilliant acting, phenomenal writing and direction that is TRULY something to marvel at. You would be selling yourself short if you did not allow yourself to indulge in these brilliant little nugget tales, tonight!

 

  • Director: Ron Lazzeretti
  • Starring :David Pasquesi, John Connolly, Christian Stolte, John Mohrlein

 

 

Today’s New Release: DASEPO NAUGHTY GIRLS

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TODAY’S NEW RELEASE: DASEPO NAUGHTY GIRLS

 

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As the title may indicate, this is a little bit of a “naughty” film coming out of South Korea. Nominated for Best Director at the 2007 Baeksang Arts Awards and in 2008 at the Blue Dragon Film Awards, “Dasepo Naughty Girls” is a raunchy, fun-filled, Korean musical comedy. The film opens with a substitute teacher explaining that he is substituting that day, because the student’s real teacher has an STD which he explains can happen when you sleep with a teenage hooker. Yes, viewers this is the first two minutes of the film and the lines and the sex continue throughout the entire film. Think “Old School” Korean-style, with the same sense of humor, jokes and dirtiness. Although the film is all about the different cliques of students at No Use High School, it focuses on three particular misfits who are just searching for a way to belong and struggle with their own individual differences. I think my favorite character was the cross-dressing “Big Razor Sis” who loves to just have a great time and view life from a positive perspective. I hate to make this film sound deep, as it is not, it is definitely one of the most sexually-charged, strangest films I have ever seen. From bandits, to bad girls, to teachers being whipped by their students, virgins, and even a Cyclops, there is something that you are bound to get a kick out of in “Dasepo Naughty Girls” folks, so watch it tonight!

 

  • Director: Je-yong Lee
  • Starring:  Ok-bin Kim, Jin-woo Park, Kyeon Lee
  • Language: Korean
  • Subtitles: English

Today’s New Release: MI VERANO CON AMANDA

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TODAY’S NEW RELEASE: MI VERANO CON AMANDA

 

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“Mi verano con Amanda” is a hilarious and delightful summer romance that literally propelled me back to the good ol’ days of young and budding love. We have the heartwarming motley crew of young men; there is Fabio (“the philosopher” who smokes entirely too much weed), RS (who has the money, the ladies, and the sweet pad), Chicho (who is fat, horny, and ghetto) and of course our lead, the hopeless romantic, Gaby. As the posse set out on their adventure, I must admit, I marveled at the stunning landscape and picturesque island of Culebra, Puerto Rico. But never mind all of that, because “Mi verano con Amanda” is about a shy and somewhat awkward Gaby who is in-love with a gorgeous model, Amanda, who has no idea that this boy even exists. Typical in format to many coming-of-age films, yet, this story has many surprising twists and turns and definitely veers away from the “predictable.” Let us face facts, viewers, this movie is about a good time and that is precisely what youthful summers are all about! We are talking about pure fun, booze, partying, smoking pot and trying to roll around in the bed with whomever looks like a great time. This is not a John Hughes teenage love film, but “Mi verano con Amanda” will TRULY entertain you and remind you of the days of so long ago!

 

  • Director: Benjamin Lopez
  • Starring:   Jana Carrero, Joel Contreras, Christie Miro
  • Language: Spanish
  • Subtitles:  English

 

 

Today’s New Release: QUICK TO DUCK

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TODAY’S NEW RELEASE: QUICK TO DUCK

 

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To say this movie is abstract is the biggest understatement on earth.” “”Quick to Duck” is downright weird. What film lover does not adore the incomparable Steve Guttenberg? Yes, he is a warm spot of the 80’s, a wonderful supporting actor in his heyday, yet in this film we are reminded of his utter talent and skill onscreen. This strange comedic drama is about the life of a doctor and group home owner for wayward teens. The doctor’s life is filled with all of the debauchery imaginable from hard core drugs to the pursuit of young females, all the while with the whispers of the law hot on his trail. One of my favorite moments in the film is when “grace” is said at the dinner table; “good God, God good, great food, good mood, enough said, get fed, Amen.” What are some of the aspect of Indie movies that most Indie fans love? Small budgets means more risks more risks equals increased creativity and of course, copious amounts of cursing! These are just some of my favorite points of “Quick to Duck,” viewers! If you are in the mood for an off-the-wall, fun, witty and strange movie, BIGSTAR has the perfect movie to settle in and watch tonight!

 

 

  • Director:  Robin Mountjoy
  • Starring:  Anthony Aveni, Erik Batykefer, Caryn Degrauwere