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Have you seen the official ‘Total Recall’ trailer yet?  Len Wiseman directs the adaptation of Philip K. Dick’s “We Can Remember It For You Wholesale”. This sci-fi thriller stars Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston, John Cho, and Bill Nighy.

Colin Farrell has some pretty big, Governator-sized shoes to fill as he takes on Arnold Schwarzenegger’s leading role in the remake of the 1990′s cult classic.  If you’ve seen the original, then some elements will look familiar.  Like Schwarzenegger’s character, Farrell will play a simple worker named Douglas Quaid with a possible spy alter ego going by Hauser.

The big question is will Farrell encounter a woman with three breasts just as his predecessor did in the original?  If you HAVE to know, scroll to the end of this post for the answer.

Here’s the official synopsis:

Total Recall is an action thriller about reality and memory, inspired anew by the famous short story “We Can Remember It For You Wholesale” by Philip K. Dick. Welcome to Rekall, the company that can turn your dreams into real memories. For a factory worker named Douglas Quaid (Colin Farrell), even though he’s got a beautiful wife (Kate Beckinsale) whom he loves, the mind-trip sounds like the perfect vacation from his frustrating life – real memories of life as a super-spy might be just what he needs. But when the procedure goes horribly wrong, Quaid becomes a hunted man. Finding himself on the run from the police – controlled by Chancellor Cohaagen (Bryan Cranston) – there is no one Quaid can trust, except possibly a rebel fighter (Jessica Biel) working for the head of the underground resistance (Bill Nighy). The line between fantasy and reality gets blurred and the fate of his world hangs in the balance as Quaid discovers his true identity, his true love, and his true fate. The film is directed by Len Wiseman. The screenplay is by Kurt Wimmer and Mark Bomback and the screen story is by Ronald Shusett & Dan O’Bannon and Jon Povill. The producers are Neal H. Moritz and Toby Jaffe.

As for the three boobs… The answer is yes, just like in the Schwarzenegger movie (pictured here), Farrell’s soon-to-be-memory-challenged character will encounter a prostitute who bares her chest to tempt him with her mutant rack.